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RedNeckerson
11-26-2005, 10:41 AM
Hey y'all,

Mah favrites are them polees shows. I seen a lot a my fambly members on em. A few weeks ago ah culd jes tell them coppers waz chasin my nefoo Alvin Bo Sratchet on accounta I rackonized the red tape I lent him to fix up his rear lights reel nice jes the day beefore. :dork:

I wuz a good chase too becuz his wife Cuzzin Ofra Jane :tails: jumped out and took off and that gal can climb a tree faster than a cat, let me tell ya! Them coppers had one heck of a time gitten her outta that big oak she kep peltin them with acorns and even herled a squirrel down on 'em at one point, it waz good TV watchin'! I hadda go outside to the fridge at leest 6 times ta top off my moonshine with sum cold Mountain Dew, jest ta stay refreshed!

Thangs have bin quiet with cuzzins Alvin Bo and Ofra Jane locked up. Terns out thayd just cleaned out the rest rooms down to the local BP stayshun of all thayr toilet paper. Them coppers found 642 rolls of it in the back a the flatbed, and they even took down the sope dispenser too! They cudda bayled themselves out, ceptin that thayre still payin off thayre new tattoos what they purchased on the installmint plan. :bawling:

Wall, at leest now Maw don't hav ta keep botherin' Alvin Bo ta git his traynsmission outta the tub ever Saturday night sos she kin have her bath.

I wunder who we'll be seein next week on them polees shows? It's always an advechure tunin in! Mebbe thay'll come round hyar, but we's reddy fer um, cause we ain't taken down that yaller polees tape from the las time! We find that we kinda like the way it drapes around the porch.

See y'all later now!

Yer new Pal,

Red :lol:

Antonio
11-27-2005, 09:48 AM
Sounds like you have quite the family there Red. I can't imagine sitting watching TV and seeing family members on the police shows. I think my bowl of popcorn would go flying. Then again, I'm not that close to my cousins so hey, maybe I have seen them! :bawling:

Tony

MissPriss
12-07-2005, 08:40 PM
Oh my, Mr. Neckerson, but you do have a crude manner. I'm sorry to hear about your family's troubles with the authorities, but you all really should pick yourselves up by your bootstraps and show some responsibility.

I'm not one to preach, but the Good Lord has given us a purpose and it's not to drink and play cards for money. You sound as if you're a Democrat and you know Democrats just want to lie around and live off of the earnings of responsible people. I think you and your family need to get an education and learn how to spell.

We all must repent for the end is nigh. Please give up your extra transmissions and toilet paper.

Have a blessed day, Miss Priss

ScarlettRuby
02-19-2006, 12:00 PM
OMG! That is so funny! I almost choked on my cornflakes! I'll have to mind that I'm not eating the next time I see Red around. :jumpers:

Who is this person?

nighthawk
02-20-2006, 03:20 PM
OMG! That is so funny! I almost choked on my cornflakes! I'll have to mind that I'm not eating the next time I see Red around. :jumpers:

Who is this person?

I have no clue who this is but I do enjoy reading what Red has to say. I always get a good chuckle. I wonder where this person comes from?