RedNeckerson
11-26-2005, 10:41 AM
Hey y'all,
Mah favrites are them polees shows. I seen a lot a my fambly members on em. A few weeks ago ah culd jes tell them coppers waz chasin my nefoo Alvin Bo Sratchet on accounta I rackonized the red tape I lent him to fix up his rear lights reel nice jes the day beefore. :dork:
I wuz a good chase too becuz his wife Cuzzin Ofra Jane :tails: jumped out and took off and that gal can climb a tree faster than a cat, let me tell ya! Them coppers had one heck of a time gitten her outta that big oak she kep peltin them with acorns and even herled a squirrel down on 'em at one point, it waz good TV watchin'! I hadda go outside to the fridge at leest 6 times ta top off my moonshine with sum cold Mountain Dew, jest ta stay refreshed!
Thangs have bin quiet with cuzzins Alvin Bo and Ofra Jane locked up. Terns out thayd just cleaned out the rest rooms down to the local BP stayshun of all thayr toilet paper. Them coppers found 642 rolls of it in the back a the flatbed, and they even took down the sope dispenser too! They cudda bayled themselves out, ceptin that thayre still payin off thayre new tattoos what they purchased on the installmint plan. :bawling:
Wall, at leest now Maw don't hav ta keep botherin' Alvin Bo ta git his traynsmission outta the tub ever Saturday night sos she kin have her bath.
I wunder who we'll be seein next week on them polees shows? It's always an advechure tunin in! Mebbe thay'll come round hyar, but we's reddy fer um, cause we ain't taken down that yaller polees tape from the las time! We find that we kinda like the way it drapes around the porch.
See y'all later now!
Yer new Pal,
Red :lol:
Mah favrites are them polees shows. I seen a lot a my fambly members on em. A few weeks ago ah culd jes tell them coppers waz chasin my nefoo Alvin Bo Sratchet on accounta I rackonized the red tape I lent him to fix up his rear lights reel nice jes the day beefore. :dork:
I wuz a good chase too becuz his wife Cuzzin Ofra Jane :tails: jumped out and took off and that gal can climb a tree faster than a cat, let me tell ya! Them coppers had one heck of a time gitten her outta that big oak she kep peltin them with acorns and even herled a squirrel down on 'em at one point, it waz good TV watchin'! I hadda go outside to the fridge at leest 6 times ta top off my moonshine with sum cold Mountain Dew, jest ta stay refreshed!
Thangs have bin quiet with cuzzins Alvin Bo and Ofra Jane locked up. Terns out thayd just cleaned out the rest rooms down to the local BP stayshun of all thayr toilet paper. Them coppers found 642 rolls of it in the back a the flatbed, and they even took down the sope dispenser too! They cudda bayled themselves out, ceptin that thayre still payin off thayre new tattoos what they purchased on the installmint plan. :bawling:
Wall, at leest now Maw don't hav ta keep botherin' Alvin Bo ta git his traynsmission outta the tub ever Saturday night sos she kin have her bath.
I wunder who we'll be seein next week on them polees shows? It's always an advechure tunin in! Mebbe thay'll come round hyar, but we's reddy fer um, cause we ain't taken down that yaller polees tape from the las time! We find that we kinda like the way it drapes around the porch.
See y'all later now!
Yer new Pal,
Red :lol: